Lance Bass, I’d rather you apologize for the following:
Lance Bass is totally enjoying all this free publicity in hot water for using the word “tranny” on that stalwart news program 60 Minutes Access Hollywood and wrote a apology.
Here’s the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lance-bass/why-we-shouldnt-use-the-word-tranny_b_1168078.html
And more importantly here are the things I’d rather he’d apologize for:
1) Your highlights hair.
2) The title of your spellbinding memoir book.
3) Dating that tall foreign fame whoring reality tv scutty Reichen.
4) Not reminding outraged trannies to grow a pair of balls and listen to Dee Synder’s Xtina’s mantra that words can’t bring you down.
5) Your existence fame.
PS- I’m just teasing Lance, I mean.. you live in the Valley, and that makes you awesome.
